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• Police: Teens taped themselves stealing presents
• UPPER DARBY, PA - Two teenagers are being held after officers arrested them and found video recordings they made of themselves burglarizing homes
• Leggo my Eggo! Kellogg fights waffle shortage
• ATLANTA, GA - Kellogg Co. says there will be a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until next summer
• NJ Turnpike is no place for a turkey
• JERSEY CITY, NJ - A wild turkey that has been playing chicken along the New Jersey Turnpike won't have to dodge Thanksgiving traffic
• Chunk of ice crashes through roof of home
• BRUSH, CO - A basketball-sized chunk of ice crashed through the roof of a family's Colorado home after apparently falling from an airplane passing overhead
• Someone left $40K in rare coins at holy site
• EMMITSBURG, MD - A woman quietly left $40,000 worth of rare U.S. coins near a Catholic shrine so the Virgin Mary could watch over her life savings
• Man comes home, finds squatter in underwear
• GOLDEN, CO - Authorities in Colorado say a homeowner who was selling his house returned to the property to find a 24-year-old squatter wearing only underwear
• Udder shock: Woman finds 650-pound cow in pool
• SPARTANBURG, SC - A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool
• Clerk sells winning lottery ticket by mistake
• BRIDGETON, NJ - No one is complaining about a $100,000 mistake made by a southern New Jersey store clerk
• 'Mary' the 50-year-old tortoise is really a boy
• CLEVELAND, OH - A tortoise's zookeepers in Cleveland are the ones feeling slow because after more than 50 years, they've discovered "Mary" is actually a male
• Teen accused of selling pot door-to-door
• BROWNSVILLE, TX - A Brownsville police spokesman says Anthony Carrazco's alleged scheme went awry when he knocked on a police officer's apartment door
• Police in Florida seek bad breath bank robber
• TAMARAC, FL - Authorities in Florida are searching for an alleged bank robber with "notably bad breath" who asked a teller to fill an orange Halloween bag with cash
• FBI seeks 'Geezer Bandit' in bank robberies
• SAN DIEGO, CA - FBI officials say an elderly man nicknamed "Geezer Bandit" is responsible for holding up five San Diego-area banks since summer

• 'Blair Witch' thieves prompt new signs
• Eek! Rats giving staffers a scare
• Ring crook to get unhappy surprise
• Library books returned half century later
• Happy man wins home
• Lost whiskey's been on ice for 100 years
• School concocts dessert with Viagra
• Man robbed his mom at gunpoint
• 'Go green, pee outdoors'
• Garlic a day keeps swine flu away?
• Suitor drops ring from hot air balloon
• Police: Ex-clerk discounted hardware for love
• Police: Drunk drove tractor on beer run
• Cops: Man wanted sex, called 911
• Eighth-grader suspended for wild haircut
• Tallest man unveils largest cookie in Norway
• School officials nix cash-for-grades fundraiser
• One man's stomach of metal
• Achoo! Girl can't stop sneezing
• Vatican looks for signs of alien life
• Sticky fingered crooks target gum
• Suspected shoplifter nabbed for 63rd time
• Massive paint spill shuts down freeway
• Woman drives into aquarium at airport
• Police: Crooks caught napping - literally!
• Skimpy dress prompts national uproar
• Winner snarfs 50 meatballs in 10 minutes
• Graffiti artist left work incomplete
• Lawmaker sculpted in cow manure
• Police: Man stole car to make court appearance