• Billboards give wrong date for Detroit election
• Spying on people with trash cans frowned upon
• Most NY voters embarrassed by Weiner, Spitzer
• Judge says baby shouldn't be named 'Messiah'
• Snack-seeking bear licks pan clean in Idaho kitchen
• All-boys club: Michigan couple welcomes 12th son
• Fake officer stopped real police agents in New Mexico
• Man finds giant dead fish in Lake Washington
• Florida officer saves dozens of baby sea turtles
• Teens say US sold them van with drugs inside
• 'Frankenfish' hooked in Virginia a world record
• 'Frankenfish' hooked in Virginia a world record
• Cardboard officer cuts crime at Mass. subway stop
• Ga. man's wallet found, returned after 24 years
• Hungry bear gets take out at Colorado restaurant
• Shark found at door of 'Sea Dog' pub on Nantucket
• Man repays insurance money with 4 tons of coins
• 3 Utah sisters have 3 baby boys in July
• Arizona boy digging for worms finds a handgun
• Missing high school ring discovered after 65 years
• Owner could face charges for venomous snakes
• 2-headed turtle at San Antonio zoo gets Facebook page
• Trashed Mass. lottery ticket a $1M winner
• Fisherman gets 230-lb. tuna despite capsized boat
• Man arrested for stealing Bay Area transit bus
• Would-be mermaid banned from Florida pool
• Man arrested after running through SF Zoo exhibits
• 600 in NY set record for big human playing card
• Ex-governor's jibe may become Wisconsin capital's motto
• Officials: New Mexico mom struck by lightning, gives birth
• Unusual Minnesota rabbit video attracts attention
• Minnesota town has 4-year-old boy as mayor
• 'BB Gun' wins cherry-pit spitting contest in Michigan
• City hopes humor will help keep park clean
• 4 wallabies recaptured after walkabout at Iowa zoo
• Car drives several miles with dog trapped by axle
• Calif. roller coaster screams exceed decibel limit
• Taco Bell customers get cash instead of food
• Dallas-area teacher wore same outfit for picture day for 40 years
• Redial button helps crack theft case in Pennsylvania
• Mysterious sticky slime rises from streets in Brooklyn
• Waitress gets $500 tip as man's dying wish
• Britain waives fitness test for cybersoldiers
• Mom from NY suburbs accused of growing pot worth millions
• Eager beaver blamed for New Mexico Internet outage
• Exploding fridge leads to pot find in San Diego
• Two-headed turtle hatches at San Antonio zoo
• Couple lets coffee drinkers choose baby name
• 19 take part in Tube to Work Day on Boulder Creek
• Iowa man selling coffin gets questions about bones
• Missing red panda from National Zoo found in DC
• Monkey nips at South Texas officer during traffic stop
• Minnesota mother, son accused of stealing gopher feet
• Parking garage spot sells for $82,000 in San Francisco
• Texas couple completes bucket list with Maine trip
• Swedish male train drivers wear skirts to work
• TSA agents stop Chewbacca actor over light saber
• Jail offers tourists a taste of prison food
• Stuck on tarmac, orchestra plays concert on plane
• Runner's pain is no pulled muscle; it's a baby
• Law change kills Germany's longest word
• Man brings pony with him into Rhode Island liquor store
• Cockroaches quickly lose sweet tooth to survive
• For Philadelphia bicyclist, a cat is his co-pilot
• Alaska man runs onto frozen lake to avoid jail
• Coin tossing breaks tie in Philippine mayoral race
• Chef set to feast on cicadas during invasion
• Woman hit cop to go to jail to quit smoking
• Rapper's headstone can't have profanity
• Scratch-and-sniff cards prompt natural gas scare
• Gerbils strut their stuff at pageant
• School cancels class because weather is too nice
• Thief in Spider-Man garb snatches $6k in Hollywood
• Calif. school blunder: All dressed up but no prom
• Second try's the charm for Beautiful Bulldog
• Woman shocked by circus tiger in bathroom
• Brits, Americans feud over park, tongues in cheeks
• Police: Banana and lobster steal sculpture from UNC
• Southern California man stages April Fool's plane joke
• Freezing weather wipes out German flea circus
• Prosecutor drops charge against Punxsutawney Phil
• Man accused of drinking more than $100,000 worth of boss' whiskey
• Groundhog indicted: Punxsutawney Phil charged for bad forecast
• Deer in trunk not really dead
• Lawmaker backpedaling after saying bicyclists pollute by breathing
• Man can whistle, but he must keep moving
• Poughkeepsie is wonderful! Or miserable?
• Boy calls 911 to avoid bedtime
• Shoe shine man gives away $200K in tips
• US luge team sleds slip away ... onto Pa. road
• Nope, not a gunshot, just a newspaper
• Escape antics of 'Houdini Horse' caught on video
• Say yes to the mess: Marriage proposals gone wrong
• TV station hacker warns of zombies
• Pipe theft report leads police to pot bust
• Prostitution sting lures woman straight to police
• Minor league baseball team plans Manti Te'o promotion
• Toilet paper donated on behalf of lottery winner
• Five-foot-long alligator-like pet found guard marijuana
• Police: Fla. clerk's gun beats thief's cattle prod