• Police: 'Thong Cape Scooter Man' not breaking law
• Surgeons remove tiger's basketball-sized hairball
• Cockroaches quickly lose sweet tooth to survive
• For Philadelphia bicyclist, a cat is his co-pilot
• Council members abstain from vote on abstaining
• NYers furious over photos taken through windows
• Alaska man runs onto frozen lake to avoid jail
• Birth of anteater has Connecticut zoo staff puzzled
• Fleeing Ore. man pleads to be pulled from river
• Deer smashes Pa. bus windshield, takes short ride
• Coin tossing breaks tie in Philippine mayoral race
• Woman spots her stolen car in drive-thru where she works
• Chef set to feast on cicadas during invasion
• Man feasts on 6 steaks, shrimp and whipped cream in closed supermarket
• Stinky corpse flower blooms again at Ohio State
• Woman hit cop to go to jail to quit smoking
• Ore. smokejumpers skydive into illegal pot garden
• Rapper's headstone can't have profanity
• Scratch-and-sniff cards prompt natural gas scare
• 9-inch copter lands in arms of court statue
• Gerbils strut their stuff at pageant
• Official: Shiny dog bowl sparks California house fire
• Proposed SC budget says no junk food for governor
• School cancels class because weather is too nice
• Trial ordered in deer shooting from WalMart lot
• Thief in Spider-Man garb snatches $6k in Hollywood
• Calif. school blunder: All dressed up but no prom
• Man posed as Pink Floyd member for hospital care
• Feds: Cartel-linked man arrested on NM dance floor
• Therapy dogs help students with test stress
• Rare 1913 nickel fetches over $3.1M at auction
• Woman, 80, swallows diamond at charity event
• Artists turn Bosnia nuke bunker into art gallery
• NY college crew team finds giant floating 'head'
• Second try's the charm for Beautiful Bulldog
• Woman shocked by circus tiger in bathroom
• Brits, Americans feud over park, tongues in cheeks
• Police: Banana and lobster steal sculpture from UNC
• Southern California man stages April Fool's plane joke
• Freezing weather wipes out German flea circus
• Prosecutor drops charge against Punxsutawney Phil
• Man accused of drinking more than $100,000 worth of boss' whiskey
• Groundhog indicted: Punxsutawney Phil charged for bad forecast
• Deer in trunk not really dead
• Lawmaker backpedaling after saying bicyclists pollute by breathing
• Man can whistle, but he must keep moving
• Poughkeepsie is wonderful! Or miserable?
• Boy calls 911 to avoid bedtime
• Shoe shine man gives away $200K in tips
• US luge team sleds slip away ... onto Pa. road
• Nope, not a gunshot, just a newspaper
• Escape antics of 'Houdini Horse' caught on video
• Say yes to the mess: Marriage proposals gone wrong
• TV station hacker warns of zombies
• Pipe theft report leads police to pot bust
• Prostitution sting lures woman straight to police
• Minor league baseball team plans Manti Te'o promotion
• Toilet paper donated on behalf of lottery winner
• Five-foot-long alligator-like pet found guard marijuana
• Police: Fla. clerk's gun beats thief's cattle prod
• People mistake labradoodle for lion roaming streets of Norfolk
• City: Get that fake car down off the wall
• Bartender! Brewskis for me and my dog!
• Mexico's 'grand warlock' makes 2013 predictions
• No hockey? Try basketball on ice - Globetrotter style!
• Seeing-eye cat helps blind dog
• Asian toad stowaway gets new home in South Africa
• Lutefisk: Traditional dish lives on despite taste
• Chinese toad in candlestick comes to South Africa
• Swedish Christmas goat engulfed in flames -- again
• Emu joins man on Virgina jog
• Vodka saves elephants from death in Siberian frost
• Tall scheme falls flat for coffee firm in Vietnam
• Racetrack announcer plays along when deer jump on the track
• Neighbors gift wrap eyesore of a house
• Residents put ribbon on burned-out Pa. house
• Wild coyotes 'kind of chilling' by Wrigley Field
• Pot-enjoying Ohio defendant agrees to quit
• Oregon newlyweds spend honeymoon having breakfast with strangers
• Ad with cartoon president rejected in South Africa
• Guilty prankster returns stolen toilet paper
• Postcard mailed during WWII arrives at NY home
• Two tons of pigeon droppings in Swedish church tower
• Chains can't keep man from stealing pens
• Kansas City man's obit pokes fun at NFL's Chiefs
• Skinny, the 41 pound cat, up for adoption in Dallas area
• Snack runs after soap opera finale could prompt power outages
• 'Batman' charged with obstructing police
• Ga. jeweler: Buy a diamond, get free hunting rifle
• Man complains to police of prostitute price hike
• Texas artist preps Rockport's new big blue crab
• Nudist park holds bash to attract younger crowd
• Texas Renaissance Festival announces baby naming contest
• OK man hands out money to celebrate birthday
• Attorney in Hawaii convicted in ear-licking case
• 'World's Ugliest Dog' crowned in California
• Prosthetic leg lost at sea, returned to owner
• Police: Thief stole 400K toothpicks in Georgia
• Police: Bank robber had to be cut from air duct
• Massachusetts woman finds baby bird with 2 heads, 3 beaks