These critters may be master copycats (copydogs? copy-pandas? copy-dolphins?), but they're not fooling anyone.
This protective big brother:
"You wanna get to my sister, you're gonna have to go through me."
We'd jump into action if someone took a blow dryer to our little sibling, too. Except that action would probably be to turn the thing off. But still a good effort, poodle.
This playful panda:
"Hey ma, look what I can do!"
Nice try, panda. You may use a rocking horse like a human toddler (and fall off like a human toddler), but we see right through that fur.
This angry turkey:
"You promised it would be here by Christmas!"
Yes, we humans can get a little testy over late deliveries, but if we acted out like this we'd get charged for harassment. Read up on human laws and try again, turkey.
This competitive bear:
"He zips right. He zips left. He breaks his record time. The crowd goes wild!"
No matter how hard you train for the Olympics, you're not going to convince the judges if you don't strap on some skis. Get it together, bear.
This hungry cat and dog:
"Finders keepers, losers weepers, right?"
Major style points, but humans don't have enough jumping power to pull stunts like that. Plus, um... we can just grab snacks off the counter when we want them. Sorry, pets.
These gnarly dolphins:
"We're hanging ten, dude!"
Real cute, dolphins. Little tip, though: When humans surf, we stay above the water.
These pious pets:
"Our father, who *bark* in heaven..."AP file photo
All dogs go to heaven, anyway. Why try so hard to blend in with the humans? You're still welcome in this congregation, but good luck holding that hymnal without opposable thumbs.
These metro-savvy dogs:
"No, I'm not holding the door. Hurry on like the rest of us or catch the next train, buddy."
You can't just casually ride the subway and not expect people to notice. Yes, even if you slouch behind your iPhones playing Flappy Bird, we can still tell you're dogs.
This tough kangaroo:
"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
We know the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but we also know Rocky Balboa when we see him, and you ain't him, Rocky the Kangaroo.
This industrious dog:
"Every time it snows, I'm the one who gets saddled with this job. How about a hand every once in a while?"
While we appreciate the help, dog, we'll never be able to pull the car out of the driveway at the rate you're going. Why don't you leave snow shoveling to the... ahem... masters?
These charismatic lions:
"I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Demille!"
When Hollywood fame brings you countless adoring fans, just remember where you got your start. Oh, and that you're a lion.